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10 of the Best Worst Appliance Jokes We Just Had to Share

There are groan-worthy jokes. And then there are appliance jokes. Yes, you heard that correctly, jokes exist out there about your humble household appliances. You may not think there’s much hilarity to be had from household appliances. But oh how wrong you are.

Here are our 10 all-time favourite appliance jokes. Get your funny bones at the ready!

1. Keeping it clean with vacuum jokes

I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.

2. Oh sorry, we forgot that…

Nobody likes vacuum jokes. They suck.

3. Is your refrigerator running?

Well, you’d better catch it before it gets away!


4. This freezer joke may get a frosty reception…

Why did the man keep his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.

5. Ahh, domestic bliss!

So glad I married someone who loads the dishwasher the same way I do. Said no one ever.

6. Ba Dum Tsshh

What happened to the Dalmatian that fell into the washing machine? He came out spotless.

7. This joke’ll sock it to you!

What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? I’ll see you the next time around!

8. A joke that’ll leave your head spinning

My friend completed a Ph.D. in washing machines. He’s a spin doctor.

9. Ever put a banknote through the wash?

I’ve invented a washing machine for banknotes. It’s a real money-spinner.

10. And saving the best (worst?) until last

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One muffin says “It’s getting hot in here”
The other muffin says “Aaaargh, a talking muffin!”

Did any of these make you chuckle? We have to admit a few of these did make us laugh (in a so bad it’s good way of course!) If you think you can do better and you’ve got an appliance joke guaranteed to bring on the giggles share it with us in the comments or on our Facebook page!


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  1. kevin

    on September 12, 2016 at 12:43 am - Reply

    ha ha ha ha…. i must admit i did chuckle at a few of these.

    I’ll soon be posting a few of my own in your FB page.

    Thanks for breaking up my day with a few laughs

  2. Howel Roberts

    on September 27, 2016 at 3:23 pm - Reply

    Jokes are OK but stick to appliances.

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